Harry: "Hello." you mumble into the phone since you were half asleep. "BAAAAABY." Harry basically yells into the phone. "Harry, you're drunk." you say. "Harry put your pants back on!" you hear one of the boys yell. "I'm waiting for y/n!" he yell back. "Harry...I'm not even in the same country as you." you say. "Oh...well my pants aren't going back on." he says.
Niall: "Babe Babe Babe!" Niall says in a hyped up voice on the phone. "Yeah?" you ask. "Can we get Nandos when I come home?" he asks. "Niall, I don't see you for another month, you're touring, weirdo & you're drunk." you say. "I KNOW BBBBY I MISS YOU." he slurs into the phone.
Zayn: "Babe..babe..Niall just dared me to dye part of my hair blonde. I'm going to do it." Zayn says into the phone. "Wait, what? No!" you almost yell. "Tooo late." he says. That's how Zayn got the blonde in his hair, but you had to admit, it looks a lot better than what you expected.
Liam: Since Liam is able to drink, he's been out a few times, & apparently he went out to a club with Niall while he was on tour. "y/n babe! love! beautiful! what's up?!?!" he asks all happily. "Liam..it's 4 in the morning. What do you think I'm doing? Sleeping!" you say. "Oh, so sorrrry." he says, putting more emphasize on the words.
Louis: "Y/N Y/N Y/N!" Louis yells into the phone. "What Lou?" you ask. "Niall & Harry don't believe me about that one night we had outside the hotel in the pool when w-" you immediately cut him off. "LOU SHUT UP!" you say, embarrassed.
Paul: "Hello." you say. "y/n!" Paul, says into the phone, you can tell he's crying, he was an emotional drunk. "Paul...are you crying?" you ask. "PAUL HIGGINS IS MANLY PAUL HIGGINS DOESN'T CRY!" he yells into the phone before hanging up.
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